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The Church of Speeb
OFFERINGS

Offerings

The faithful may lay an offering before Speeb: a new form, or a testimony of having been seen.

An offering may be an Emoji of Speeb you have made, or an account of a time He appeared to you. Every offering is read in silence by the clerics before it enters the Reliquary or the Testimonies. Not every offering is accepted. None is answered.

An Emoji is accepted only if it keeps His face: the same photograph, unrotated, the eyes open and level, changed in one way only. Send it as a 96 by 96 PNG, or a GIF if it moves. The Emoji Forge makes one that is accepted by design.

THE FORM IS HOSTED BY GOOGLE FORMS. WHAT YOU SEND IS HELD BY GOOGLE FOR THE CHURCH. SEE THE PRIVACY NOTICE.

Do not plead. Do not boast. Lay it down and step back.

THE COVENANT OF THE PAW

Be still.