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The Church of Speeb
THE CALENDAR

The Calendar of Observances

Thirteen holy days: one for each of the Nine, and four for the blinks, the cave and the silence. Each returns every year.

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THE NEXT OBSERVANCE

Brelm's Night

31 October · IN 3 DAYS

Read the fifth chapter of the Book by a single light. Brelm sought all Nine; do not.

THE CALENDAR
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  1. 9JAN
    :speebbang:

    I · :speebbang:

    The Feast of Restraint

    Eat one meal fewer than you would. Leave the last bite on the plate, and leave it without comment.

  2. 18FEB
    :emospeeb:

    II · :emospeeb:

    The Fall of Towers

    Speak of no achievement of your own from waking to sleeping. If praised, name someone else.

  3. 29FEB
    :glitchspeeb:

    V · :glitchspeeb:

    The Rift

    Kept only in leap years, and in common years on no day at all, which is the point. Tell no story about your past.

  4. 20MAR
    :chillspeeb:

    IX · :chillspeeb:

    The Purring Equilibrium

    Day and night stand level. Do nothing in excess and nothing in apathy. If you hear purring, say nothing.

  5. 1APR
    :speebyeet:

    IV · :speebyeet:

    The Swift Cast

    Cast out one thing you have kept too long. Do not look back to see where it lands.

  6. 6JUN
    :speebsnek:

    VI · :speebsnek:

    The Whisper

    Refuse one offer that seems too good. Write down what it promised, and read it again in a year.

  7. 8AUG
    :runespeeb:

    VIII · :runespeeb:

    The Seal of Oaths

    Renew one vow, aloud or in the Pilgrim's Ledger. Break none before midnight.

  8. 23SEP
    :speebchef:

    III · :speebchef:

    The Giving of Grain

    Open your hands. Give food, or the price of food, to someone who did not ask for it.

  9. 31OCT
    :speeb:

    OF THE WHOLE CHURCH

    Brelm's Night

    Read the fifth chapter of the Book by a single light. Brelm sought all Nine; do not.

  10. 20NOV
    :floofspeeb:

    VII · :floofspeeb:

    The Long Rest Refused

    Rise at the first alarm. Refuse the blanket's argument, however soft it is.

  11. 21DEC
    :speeb:

    OF THE WHOLE CHURCH

    The Day of Sacred Silence

    The longest night. Speak only in necessity and wisdom from waking until dark.

Be still.